i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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