If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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