I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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