butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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