Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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