don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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