i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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