Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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