So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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