if you like me you must not know who I am
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
So much Jack, so little girl.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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