I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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