I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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