They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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