Christians are straight up FREAKS
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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