White coat. Heels.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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