Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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