its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
