I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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