so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
