there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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