The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
His nipple licking is glorious
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