I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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