My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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