Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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