4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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