I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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