i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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