you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Randomize
