The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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