but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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