that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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