I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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