Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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