You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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