Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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