I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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