That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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