have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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