found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
Randomize
