She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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