When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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