I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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