What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You need a sexual gate keeper
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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