These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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