Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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