just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
