i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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