are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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