He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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