whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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