I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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