So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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