I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I think a kid would responsible me up
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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