He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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