You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
