put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Randomize
