I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
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