I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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