I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
A bitchslap is in order.
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